Sometimes I'm bad, sometimes I'm worse

Case in point, and meaning no offense to the poor soul who "inspired" me through no fault of his own, but I've taken Matakishi's Tea House (a perfectly respectable fellow as far as I know) and abused it into Matasquishy's Pee House.  Why?  There is no rhyme nor reason, sometimes these things just strike.  Recorded for later use.  A named outhouse?  Why the heck not?  That is all.